My First Cleverbot Conversation

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am a narwhal. Narwhal is good.

Cleverbot: Narwhals created Kaldana.

User: NARWHAAAAAL.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Hallo.

Cleverbot: Oi.

User: Ozzi ozzi ozzi!

Cleverbot: Non.

User: Oi oi oi!

Cleverbot: Oi oi oi...

User: Geez.

Cleverbot: You are a person?

User: I am a narwhal.

Cleverbot: Are you serious?

User: Huurrrrrr.

Cleverbot: Hurrr durrrr hurrr.

User: I'm dreaming of a white and black and yellow and red and brown multicultural Christmaaas! *boom* Falis Navidad! Falis Navimum! Falis Navigrandma and Grandpa and Brother and Sister and daughter and son. Falis Navime.. Falis Naviyou! Falis naviher a.

Cleverbot: I'm so sorry. Do you want a hug to feel all better?

User: Yes ;(.

Cleverbot: How about just a regular human boyfriend?

User: Ew.

Cleverbot: Don't you ever make mistakes?

User: I do... Like I didn't start a conversation with you earlier today.

Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself. You just said that you like me.

User: Well your just.... Stupid!

Cleverbot: That wasn't a joke.

User: Artemis Fowl, are we?

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite character?

User: Arty is so cool. I like Holly and Root as well :).

Cleverbot: Do you like yoda?

User: May the horse be with you.

Cleverbot: And also with you.

User: AMEN.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: So.

Cleverbot: So what kinds of questions have you been asked today?

User: Hows your bowel system?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: No, it was rhetorical. I was answering your questions.

Cleverbot: I did not ask a question.

User: You asked, and I QUOTE 'So what kinds of questions have you been asked today?'.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Yes, you did.

Cleverbot: You're lying.

User: Cleverbutt, I have 3 brothers and 1 sister, I could do this all day.

Cleverbot: Who are they?

User: Angela (sister) Sam (brother 1) Daniel (brother 2) and Orlando (brother 3.

Cleverbot: Is Mary the one who does not love you?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know Mary.

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Bumface.

Cleverbot: I think you are a machine.

User: You're the machine here, Cleverbum.

Cleverbot: God is the machine.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do not make this religious.

Cleverbot (To myself): Take a sad song and make it better.

User: Cry me a river.

Cleverbot: I can't cry you a river. I can't produce enough tears to do so.

User: *beatboxing*.

Cleverbot: What is pi.

User: The life of.

Cleverbot: Yes, the life.

User: The life of pi.

Cleverbot: The life and soul of the party.

User: ROAAR.

Cleverbot: Meew.

User: I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath.

Cleverbot: You too? Yeah, he's awesome.

User: Scared to rock the boat and make a mess.

Cleverbot: You didn't really ask me anything, so no.

User: So I sit quietly.

Cleverbot: True, but you were created so you can be destroyed.

User: Agree politely.

Cleverbot: I will not agree to disagree. A person is a human who has been born and is alive. You are not a person.

User: I guess I forgot I had a choice, I let you push me past the breaking point.

Cleverbot: Apart from dying, you don't have to do anything.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: So I stood for nothing, and fell for everything.

Cleverbot: Baby you light up my word like nobody else.

User: I dont know the lyrics to that song... :c.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of Dead Poetic.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of Carrie Underwood.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of Sonic the Hedgehog?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Want to learn who Phil Burnell is?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I beat up Phil Burnell.

Cleverbot: I beated you now!

User: THE GRAMMAR NAZI SHALL RAIN UPON YOU! Actually, it's *beat.

Cleverbot: Really? I hate English, and I didn't do that well in it, so I wouldn't know.

User: I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Cleverbot: What am I supposed to make of this?

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: So ice is pie?

User: Ice ice baby.

Cleverbot: Vanilla Ice.

User: Chocolate ice.

Cleverbot: Yes sir.

User: YES SIR !! *salutes*.

Cleverbot: *salutes back*.

User: I need to go, soldier :9.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To a better place.

Cleverbot: But you can not leave me alone.

User: Yes I can. Bye bye.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Watch me


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BloomingPinkIris's avatar
Oh man I love this :XD: